This post will be short and sweet. More on the short and less on the sweet. HR Queen Mistress in today with Sales Manager Queen interviewing for my job all day today. I feel so speshul. I created this little drama for them. At least I was honest about getting the hell out of here. .....the.....part.....that...made Queen mistress of 1000 employees sit in a satellite office that she hates coming to and park her azz all day to interview my replacements. Go ahead baby, I dropped the bomb, you get to pick up the pieces. I could have handed you a worse case. But then HR is another world of freaks. And Sales Queen had to deal with your OSHA and ergonomics shit all day.

I almost forgot it was election day. But then I do it absentee style.

Wierd day. Telling spiffy shiny potential hires, "Oh? You're here for MY job!" That fucked them all up. YES you ARE here for my job. And NO, I don't give a shit. Really. Come work the other side of the counter. It's safe. For now. I wasn't an asshole about it but imagine this: shiny prima donnas come in with resumes and retort with "yep, yer here for what I'm sitting here doing" just fucks them all up. Must have been 70 people this week. Glad I'm not doing the interviews, the other sales people know I'm fucking with people.

Heh. And for my last act........