When calling to place your ad lets keep some things very simple. First off no one wants to deal with customer service personnel eating lunch on the phone. YOU the customer SHOULD also refrain from such shitty behavior. Not ONLY should YOU refrain from such, TRY NOT to place your ad, on your cell phone, eating a fucking Whopper™......AND driving. Yes idiot, "Can You Hear Me Now" means jack shit to me other than I can hear E V E R Y T H I N G going on in your car during your commute. I can hear the fucking radio in the background with amazing clarity. Get a noise suppressor for your phone dumbshit. Then kindly pull off to the side of the HOV lane and place your ad. And don't bitch that I can't hear you now.

The National Do Not Call List? Yeah.......there's a few loopholes in the system people. Today's loophole is this: I can call your ass if I don't ACTUALLY try to sell you ad space. I can call you to INVITE you to our lovely 800# if your interested in advertising your 72 VW bus rusted out in the yard. The very small print says that when you create an account, you agree to let us call your ass once every 30 days, 90 days, or 18 months depending on the situation. Note to readers: if you call in an ad, tell the ad taker EVERY time NOT EVER to call you back.

Gypsy King came in today. He (they?) hasen't shaved in 2 weeks and smells like fish. I'm not going to ask. However homeboy you don't get a 30 word ad for 5 dollars. Not on your life moron. Pay up princess, click them ruby heels. You'll not find a rainbow and gold here you leech. Why? you placed the same fucking ad last week and asked THIS WEEK why it wasn't in the paper. Why? Wellllllll you tell us dipshit.....because you didn't pay for it LAST week maybe? And you wanted me "as a friend" to just let it go? Go to hell asshole. And your $11.25 ad you put in you gave me $11.18. I should kill you for the hundreds you have in your pocket that you "think" we don't know about. But I'm better than that.

Pay up dickhead or your ad isn't going in. FULL price. Your choice. I hope you send money to the family in Eastern Europe. but I'm thinking that's not an active practice since you came to 'merica. Leech.

I'm still working on the horse people issue. It'll likely be my last rant now that it's been made aware that I'm not too happy in my new found position.

That is all.