I fucking KNEW it!!!......It was YOU, you crazy broad. You're the one with the quilting supplies for sale last week. And NOW we get to meet face to face. You've got a motorhome for sale. You put in an ad containing a whopping 9 words for something you're selling for $75,000. You're dumb as a stump. Whats with aging women that have collective Bingo Hall IQs around 100 with large shiny RVs on the road while they knit? And people bitch about Hummers and SUVs and anything related to combustion engines and global warming. I get it.....You old farts truely don't care. I can understand that, but since I'm still only the ripe age of ___ I still have to deal with your shit.

9 words. $75,000. And you bitch about the Nth $ ad fee.

I might as well bill you for the $1000 agency fee I'm going to leech out of you on your way to that small island in the South Pacific.

I was nice. But......what's with women that DRAW in their eyebrows.....EVER? Did you get the lead with some theatrical production this week? Lady you came in with eyebrows that might have been cut off with an Xacto knife. And you repainted them ORANGE. Had I been at a club with people 1/2 your age I could have dealt with the off-color thing, but with salt-N-pepper hair? And in your 60s? Please STOP. Grow the shit back in or stop paying people to take colored markers to your head.

Enough of eyebrows. What got me lady was that you are fucking CLUELESS. Pricey piece of property and you ask me "Does my ad look ok?" Define "OK" lady. You bought the motorhome (or your son/hubby/concubine/people-with-money that paid you to stay the hell away). I have no idea. Nor do I have any more idea about quilting supplies. I don't have a motorhome. I go camping in a tent, not a tank princess.

I spent 30 more minutes with this woman how to redefine print advertising in 10 words or less. She paid me $7... And asked me 2 more times how does her ad look.

Bitch ever seen a typewriter? That's how its going to look. Pick up the paper sometime and see for yourself. I bet she's ridden 50,000 miles in that RV and never so much as looked out a window. Johnnys sweater 's gotta be knitted by winter ya know. So much for seeing America.

Aside from that, If OrangeQueen and the Gypsy Chicks show up at the same time one day, life on Earth will cease......