ENOUGH already people! How many times do I have to repeat myself? NO you do NOT get a free ad because no one called on the junk you're selling. NO I do not know why, and NO I didn't missspell FORD either. How stupid do think I am? Pay up if you want it to run again and have a lovely day.

A common misconception about errors in ads (wrong price, brand, day of your yard sale, et al) is that it's always the fault of the ad taking twit behind the counter and YOU, are always right. Right?

BZZZZZaaaaaakkkk

Some of you freaky people putting in ads are even MORE stupid than the lifeless twit behind the register. How so? Well lets see........you call up on your cell phone to place an ad. While driving. While eating chicken McNuggets or some other shit. Then you get all annoyed why I have to have you S L O W D O W N your words or have you repeat them all back to me. You didn't think things through did you when placing your ad with a mouth full of Colon Blow chicken?

In such case I may decide to spell FORD incorrectly, just to piss off that baboon. In other cases, it's just simply impossible to understand peoples speech impediments and chicken scratch penmanship. This is where the errors begin, and eventually get printed that way. Sometimes it's funny. Sometimes it's not when one sees just how enraged someone can get over a $7 ad selling a washer and dryer.

Listen up chump, next time you tell me to go to hell because I got your ad wrong, keep in mind that the hanbasket seats two you prick.

Quoth the raven.......