I've decided. The Blog will continue. And maybe let reader commentary be added, tho I'll probably just read it for my own enjoyment. I'm an opinion whore. Your thoughts screw me, and then you need to go away. It's just that easy.
Note for today? Reflecting back now at the paper, there was this HousePainterGuy that put in regular monthly ads. He referenced to his work day by speaking Latin when putting an ad in each time he came in. He was always more a show in person than the HorsePeople. At least he was fun to watch. I could have been playing charades or Pictionary with the fool just to put in a his $6 ad. He drips paint. His workers drop shit. BUT: how does one put an ad in IN LATIN any way for this:
Professional painter. Free Quotes, Call ___-____. Professional references, quick turn around. Low rates, Call me. Free moss removal.
$500 bucks to anyone that can translate that into latin (PigLatin doesn't count you fuckers). He tried to.....no I'm serious, HE tried to. He thought it was funny quirky take on putting in an ad a couple months ago. Now that I'm thinking about it, The only people that study latin are those that well, study latin and attorneys that try to one up each other's bullshit in court. That's what? .002% of the population? Nah dude, nobodys gonna understand your fucking PainterGuy ad....in latin. Having talked to you already, you DO good work on your house painting. I checked your shit. However, I might have ya paint mine next year. Maybe. But I'll just mow the lawn while you do so's I don't have to listen to your latin bullshit dance. Bring your attorney. He can watch it dry.

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