For those that have wondered, the seagull problem has been taken care of...

Earlier I posted about the screwy bastard that overenunciated his words. Well what can I say? Turns out the fucker really is NUTZ. The company he does work pro bono or whatever for is really Legit. Remember we have massive databases in which to find your ass. However, the guy himself is a bit of a perv/thief/schizo. Maybe all three. And the community college was helping fulfil his dream of growing up to be an actor at the impressionable young age of 35. Watch out Gary Coleman!

As it turns out, the guy has quite a record. THAT record the cops have, I have the billing ones. The company he's "employed" by is run by a legitimage, charitable person. Maybe too charitable. His wife is a detective. And man she found some shit. And PoorBoy™ now is having his shit checked and is back on the streets.

Remember people, when you're feeling like a mushy charitible humanitarian, when you lend a hand to people on the streets, women and children aren't the only things worth protecting with firearms. Your keys and ka$h are worth it too. Pay attention people,

Personal protective "devices" are prohibited in my company. I'll likely be challenging that policy if that freak comes back in this and starts shit. I wonder what else he can enunciate....for fun.....