Fucking people. What's with you when placing an ad? You want to have a philosophical debate on what constitutes a word? Yes idiot, phone numbers ARE counted as words. I don't care whether your 17 degrees of Literary Masterings from France in the fine art of new ways to say "FUCK YOU", phone numbers are counted as words in our world. What REALLY defines a "word" you say? Stuff your degrees and Websters up your ass and here's why: ANYTHING that contains characters, yes that's right characters, be they AND, of, 555-1212, w/ , AT, PS, ok, @#$#BB whatever, ANYTHING that creates a space between a series characters, hard carriage returns or some other shit makes a new "word". Phone numbers are considered words. Pay your 8 bucks and take this arguement up with the university profs on your own time. Freak. And you wanted to sell your 78 Honda w/ 278k mi. Either you suck as a professor or the University has been milking your brain at the next generations expense. Maybe both.

Rather uneventful today other than I was "bribed", I think, to stop the presses-literally to get some idiots ad in a FULL DAY after deadline-not afterhours deadline. The presses are done and cleaned already you fool. And this came from a guy that converted a Handicap Access bus into a motorhome with a couch and a table on the pretense that "I couldn't afford a motorhome so "look what I made" Your a piece of work. All that and SSI too. Enjoy your trip to Arizona you scam artist. I'll wait for your next ad you place in March.

I also cleaned house, and supposedly we have a new janitorial contract for this. I fail to see what they did beyond take out the trash. When you sit all day doing graphics, you tend to ignore what else is going on in the office. All in the name of making your ass fit to print. In fact, you try to. Now I get to clean out the ghosts of salespeople past in the office. You fucking people are sloppy. There are more crumbs in your damn keyboards. Got porkrinds for lunch and nail polish? Stop eating at your keyboards when you're putting in phony ads that your customers didn't authorize dammit! I have new access to corporate systems that you didn't think about. Amazing.........some of you losers have placed ads to sell stuff after you got fired.

And here I thought that manditory drug testing pre-hires would weed out the imbeciles. They might as well been stoned anyway.