And then this happened.....

If I ever got to choose a new idea for a new reality show, I'd name it "Who has the most fucking worthless kids" Then I'd name who I want to be the judges. Do this yourselves and pick the biggest Reality TV assholes you can think of you'd want to be judges. A caveat-assholes assumed-they actually know their shit in their careers.

My Choices:

Simon Cowell
Gordon Ramsey
Dennis Leary
Tyra Banks

Runners up:
Miranda from Sex in the City (only because I can't remember her real name at the moment)