OK, well it's been a month since my last post. Might as well keep it going if not specifically about newspapers. From what I hear the one candidate for my old job that the paper (out of over 100 applicants-blame the economy if you must) lasted but ONE DAY. She came to work one fine Monday AM and was never heard from again. Probably some idiot conspiracy behind her disappearace or that she wised up and said Fuck This! and found something better.

On a more urban note, These bloggers got me on my next shpiel on metrosexuality and Men's Health magazine:
everydaystranger

and

serenitysjournal

These two gals mirror a lot of what I'm thinking but
what the fuck is all this "metrosexual" bullshit lately? As opposed to ruralsexual? All I see is some selfabsorbed genre of men that are 1) too afraid to admit they're gay or 2) too afraid to admit they don't know how to pump their own gas (no offense to Oregon residents). Geezus guys it's bad enough that you don't posess a spine but no balls either? I can understand a guy that wants to look good, smell good, and be aware of his surrounding but.......body shaving and eyebrow plucking? Pedicures? If it takes a guy 2 hours to get ready for work in the morning he might as well wear a thong and a bra. Pussies.

I mean, what the hell? Men and women need magazines on how to ummm.....be men an women? You people are such obedient sheep. you'd have better luck reading horoscopes.